Your Sex Horoscope for the Weekend

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What’s happening: The Moon is in Scorpio tonight and the Sun is forming a pleasant connection with optimistic Jupiter. On Saturday, the Moon zooms into Sagittarius, and Venus forms a square with Uranus on Sunday, causing big surprises (maybe good, maybe bad) in your love life. Mercury links up with Uranus on Monday when the Moon enters Capricorn, encouraging new connections. Then, on Wednesday, the Moon slides into airy Aquarius.

What that means for *you*:

Aries

Let’s be careful this weekend, mmkay? When you’re bored, you like to shake things up, and right now, your love life is feeling boring. To spice things up, you might act out of pocket, start a fight, maybe even let your wandering eyes put you somewhere you don’t belong… but I encourage you to not do that. If you want something to change, be a grown up and talk about it with your partner.

Taurus

Your love life is gaining momentum! This weekend’s astro finds the most social zones of your chart getting all lit up by the stars, so if you’re single and ready to mingle, you’re finding plenty of potential paramours! What do you want from a relationship? Just sex? More romance? Both? Or maybe you want to end something in your love life? Whatever it is, Uranus, the planet of change and revolution, is activating your sign this week, which means that you’re in control right now.

Gemini

Your weekend starts off a little slow, but once the Moon enters Sagittarius on Saturday, your chart’s relationships zone gets activated. That means you’re having a way better time—you’re getting attention, you’re feeling flirty and frisky, and whenever you’re with someone else, you’re having a blast. Uranus wants you to get a little kinky on Sunday, trying out something (or someone) that’s outside of your comfort zone or not your usual type. You might discover your next big turn-on.

Cancer

Tonight’s great for hooking up, flirting, fooling around, and having fun! Expect to have hot sex and try a few new things, if you’re single, you might bump into someone you have amazing chemistry with, even though they’re not really your type. You’re a Cancer, you’re emotional, and you catch feelings fast—but this week, try to avoid that. The connections you’re making (in and out of bed) are almost guaranteed to be short-term. Sorry, pal. Oh well, ‘tis better to have loved and lost and all that.

Leo

You want something. You want it bad. Real bad. And you hate having to wait. But guess what? This week’s astro is all about taking things slow. You’re finding that you and your partner aren’t 100% on the same page 100% of the time. You might be ready to DTR, but they’re not, or vice versa. Maybe they’re saying the “L” word, but you aren’t quite there yet. Maybe one of you is thinking about marriage and moving in, but the other isn’t on board. That’s okay! Instead of getting impatient and acting up or starting an argument, try listen to your partner more this week. When the Moon enters your chart’s relationships zone on Wednesday, you’ll be able to open up a dialogue, meet in the middle, and figure things out.

Virgo

You’re making a lot of magic happen this week! Two parts of your chart are activated this week—the zone of relationships, and the zone of adventure. Single Virgos are having a great time meeting new connections, flirting, and hooking up. All of you Virgos that are already boo’d up are trying new things with your partner, going on surprise date nights, and getting a little kinky in bed! The Capricorn Moon on Monday is especially good for making sex way more exciting, too, but there’s one thing to look out for. Venus is taking some heat in your chart’s health/wellness zone this week, so if you’re hooking up, make extra sure that you’re playing safely!

Libra

This week’s astro is trying to help you have some really, really, really good sex. For all Libras everywhere, the sexy end-of-week astro—the Moon in Aquarius—is a good time. Saturday’s Venus/Uranus square is great for taken Libras, but could lead to a bit of drama for single Libras. If you’re flirting and fooling around with someone during the Venus/Uranus square and end up taking them to bed, expect a damn good time, but expect to catch major feelings (that are likely to be unrequited), too.

Scorpio

This is a busy week for your love life! Lucky Jupiter is lighting up your chart’s relationships zone, and all of the Pisces astro-weather is turning on your chart’s zone of romance, sex, and fun. The Moon in your sign tonight makes it easier to be romantic, and the Moon in Capricorn starting on Monday helps you open up and make new connections. There’s a little bit of everything for Scorpios to enjoy this week, whether it’s with a date, a hookup, or a long-term lover. Tread lightly on Sunday—emotions are running higher than usual, which can lead to a fight over something minor.

Sagittarius

Venus is still moving through Aquarius, and it’s sending some hotties your way this week. Keep an eye on your dating apps and DMs! But Pisces season tends to be a more quiet time for Sags, so you’re probs having more Netflix and chill sessions than you are actual “go out and do things” dates. Sunday’s astro suggests the possibility of a quickie or a fling with a coworker. If you’re down to clown, I say go for it—just make sure you’re out of the office before you get down and dirty.

Capricorn

This weekend’s astro is giving you a little extra confidence and a boost of charisma. That means it’s easier than ever to flirt, date, and pick up hotties! Jupiter, the planet of luck, is activating your chart’s zone of romance, sex, and fun, so getting lucky is a breeze, and getting laid is a blast! After a weekend of kick-ass sex, the Moon enters your sign on Monday, helping you open up and add some romance to the mix.

Aquarius

Sorry, but this isn’t the most exciting week for your love life. It’s another slow week of Pisces season, and you’re spending a lot of time working or at home. But there’s some astro working in your favor. First, you’re feeling more confident with Venus in your sign. Second, the Moon is in Sagittarius for most of the weekend, which makes it easier for single Aquas to make new connections. Are you meeting the LOYL, or having a life-changing hookup? Not likely. This astro looks more like you getting someone’s number after meeting them at a bar, or making a couple cool new matches on your dating apps. But if you’re lucky, you could get something more!

Pisces

You’re busy making tons of connections this week, and I’m happy to say that they all seem to be positive! If you’re single, this is (obvs) a great time for flirting, getting peoples’ numbers, and hooking up. If you’re taken, expect plenty of good, constructive conversations with your partner. One thing to look out for: You might run into an ex on Sunday. But remember—all of these conversations you’re having this week are coming out positive. They’re your ex now, but by the end of the week they might be a friend, or more.

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Jake Register (better known by his Instagram handle, @jakesastrology) is a Libra and the author of Cosmopolitan’s weekly Sexoscopes. He lives in southeastern North Carolina and loves making astrology content. Follow his IG or Twitter @jakesastrology, and to book a reading, go to Jakesastrology.as.me.

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