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What’s happening: Today is busy: Moon enters Gemini, Venus enters airy Aquarius, and Mercury squares off with Uranus. All of these transits encourage making new connections, and you’re likely to be surprised by who you bump into (hopefully in a good way!). Venus and Pluto form a conjunction on Saturday, intensifying all aspects of your love life, both the good and the bad. On Sunday, the Sun enters dreamy Pisces, kicking off Pisces season 2024. The Moon enters flashy Leo on Wednesday, and then on Thursday, love planets Venus and Mars link up in the sign of Aquarius.

What that means for *you*:

Aries

If you’re single and ready to mingle, you won’t be waiting around for long. The Gemini Moon this weekend and Venus’s entry into Aquarius are perfect for making new connections. If you’ve been crushing on someone in your friend circle, this isn’t a bad time to ask them out—especially if you’re really looking for a FWB. Even better, Thursday’s astro all but guarantees great sex, regardless of whether it’s with a friend, a random hookup, or your lover.

Taurus

Put yourself out there! There are tons of people looking your way right now, but you have to be the one to approach them. Go out and pick out a hottie in the club! Once you figure out which pickup line or icebreaker to use, you’re all but guaranteed a date or a hookup afterwards. If you’re already boo’d up, this weekend is great for upgrading your relationship. That could mean DTRing, saying the “L” word for the first time, or even talking about moving in together or getting married!

Gemini

Things are looking good right now! If you’re looking for romance, the Moon in your sign this weekend is perf for helping you open up to your special someone. When it comes to sex, Venus in Aquarius is vibing perfectly with you. You’re feeling rowdy, very turned on, and eager to have all kinds of fun in bed! Get kinky this week. Go shopping with your partner and pick out some sexy lingerie, fun toys, whips and chains, whatever you want. Then head straight home and show them an amazing time—you certainly won’t regret it!

Cancer

You’re having all the feelings this weekend, Cancer, and if you don’t have a partner to lean on, you’re feeling pretty lonely. It’s hard not to be hard on yourself when you’re feeling this way; you’re really seeking validation right now. If someone approaches you to flirt, ask you out on a date, or for sex, don’t just lean into it and say “yes” because you’re feeling sad. Is a little bit of attention worth spending time with someone who’s mean to you? No, I didn’t think so.

Leo

It’s cuffing season! Venus joins the Sun and Mercury in Aquarius on Friday, and now there are three celestial bodies lighting up your chart’s relationships zone. If you’re single, expect some fiery connections this weekend. You’re giving off a charming, lovable aura right now, so people are practically lining up to get with you. Add Pluto’s intense influence to that, and you’ve got an astrological recipe for success. My only advice? Don’t jump for the first hottie to slide into your DMs—make them work for it! Play around, flirt, and keep your options open until you find the perfect match.

Virgo

The pace of your love life is slowing down, Virgo. Venus in Aquarius is more of a self-love transit for you, encouraging you to work on your wellness and treat your body nicely. It’s also a great time to get to know your body more, so if you’re single and not getting much action, I suggest experimenting with new ways to get turned on—reading erotic literature, watching porn, or buying some sex toys, for example. That being said, Pisces season is cuffing season for your sign, so you’re still being given time to flirt, hook up, and fool around. P.S.: If you have any cute coworkers you’ve been crushing on, this is a great time to shoot your shot!

Libra

I have good news and bad news! I’ll start with the good: Venus entering Aquarius marks the start of more than three weeks of swoon-worthy romance, ah-mazing sex, and tons of fun! You’re finding yourself crushing on lots of new people, even though many of them aren’t your usual type. Now, here’s the bad news: You’re into a lot of people who are also into you, but that doesn’t necessarily mean you’re a perfect match. It’s likely that you’ll fall for someone that you think is it, but they’re just looking for a quickie—or vice versa. Don’t get me wrong: Going on dates feels like you’re in a romance flick, and sex feels like you’re in the middle of the raunchiest porno ever! But you need to make sure that you both want romance, or you both just want to f*ck. Be open and direct about what you’re looking for, so you can avoid unnecessary drama.

Scorpio

Uh oh—I see trouble ahead. Tonight’s astro is pretty emotional for you, and it looks like your temper is extra hot right now. A small mistake, a minor disagreement, or just a bad attitude can easily blow up into a big fight this weekend—and if you’re in a relationship, your partner is an easy target. If they’re acting some type of way, be patient and try to talk it out. If they snap at you, make sure you didn’t accidentally snap first. Tension is high right now, and your feelings are especially fragile—and so are your partner’s. Tread lightly this weekend, Scorpio.

Sagittarius

This weekend’s Gemini Moon is lighting up your chart’s relationships zone, so whether you’re on a romantic date or jumping into bed with someone sexy, you’re looking at a good time. For all of you single Sagittariuses out there, Venus entering Aquarius is the perfect solution for your love drought. If you’re single, your dating apps are popping off! Finding yourself a fling or someone cute to spend a night or two with is a breeze right now.

Capricorn

There’s some resistance in your chart this weekend, Capricorn. Your love life is slowing down. It’s not that you’re not making any progress, you’re just making way less. You really want to move forward in your love life, but your partner doesn’t seem too interested. Instead of feeling down and rejected, think of it this way: They’re not saying “no,” they’re saying “not yet.” There’s no need to rush things, Capricorn. Take it slow and be patient.

Aquarius

There’s love in the air! The Moon is in your chart’s sexiest zone this weekend. Plus, Venus—the planet of love, pleasure, and beauty—enters your sign tonight. So basically, you can get whoever or whatever you want right now. You’re better in bed, you know the perfect words to make your boo blush, and you can really woo the pants off of anyone this weekend. No matter who you’re with or what you do, you’re going to show them an amazing time!

Pisces

This final weekend of Aquarius season is a rough one, and it’s more likely than not that you’ll be dealing with an ex—either they’re getting back in contact, or something reminds you of them. Venus entering Aquarius reinforces this vibe of revisiting the past, and it also suggests that new love developments are not happening anytime soon. Sorry! That being said, the Sun enters your sign on Sunday (HBD!!!) which makes you’re shining extra bright. The Cancer Moon at the beginning of the week is great for a hookup—just don’t expect your fling to text you back the next day.

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Jake Register

Jake Register (better known by his Instagram handle, @jakesastrology) is a Libra and the author of Cosmopolitan’s weekly Sexoscopes. He lives in southeastern North Carolina and loves making astrology content. Follow his IG or Twitter @jakesastrology, and to book a reading, go to Jakesastrology.as.me.

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