Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce partied at Zouk Nightclub at Resorts World Las Vegas after the Chiefs won the Super Bowl and unintentionally gifted the internet with an absolute cornucopia of content, including Travis serenading Taylor with “You Belong With Me,” them kissing to “Love Story, Taylor’s parents awkwardly chilling in a corner, and the couple getting photographed with none other than Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox:
And apparently, the internet felt the need to comment on Megan’s appearance by claiming she looks “different”—which she was fully not having.
The actor subsequently took to Instagram to post her own pics of her time with MGK, Travis, and Taylor complete with better lighting and different angles, and said the “shadowy cell phone pic” made her look like a “blowup doll.”
“Oh my god, guys look how different i…dont look at all,” she mused in her caption. “Turns out it was just a shadowy cell phone pic of me looking like a Ukrainian blowup doll. when in REALITY I look like one of those super expensive silicone real sex dolls you can only get in Japan.”
If you’re wondering how Megan and MGK ended up chilling with Taylor and Travis, turns out, the footballer and rapper (both of whom are from Ohio) are good friends. Like, Machine Gun Kelly has even called into Travis’s podcast with Jason Kelce, and Trav introduced him in the most iconic way ever: “Oh shit. I got my dog Kels calling me right now. Yeah, Kels. Machine Gun Kelly.”
