There’s a time and place for serious, sentimental gift ideas that’ll show your loved ones how much you care about them (and probably make ’em cry). But there’s also a time and place for presents that are funny or corny or dumb as hell—believe me, nothing eases holiday stress like a great gag gift. Whether you’re shopping for the perfect white elephant gift or ya just like to make people laugh, this list of the 35 best gag gifts on Amazon has plenty of affordable prezzies (under $50!) that’ll make the holiday szn sooo much sillier.
From quirky coffee mugs that your dad will get a kick out of to a chicken nugget keychain and everything in between, these Amazon gifts are cheap, funny, and not reliant on potty humor. Plus, you can get ’em shipped in time even if you wait until the last minute (fellow procrastinators, WYA?).
1
this semi disturbing bag
Wisedom
Beery Belly Fanny Pack
2
this sh**ty pen
OUR FRIENDLY FOREST Kamhi World
Farting Poop Emoji Pen
3
this cartoon book
by Arianna Margulis
‘But Like Maybe Don’t?’
4
this ramen bowl
BoxLunch
Despicable Me Minions Ramen Bowl With Chopsticks
5
this mini match holder
Jonathan Adler
White Elephant Match Strike
6
these hanging planters
Okllen
2-Pack Ceramic Sloth Hanging Planter
7
This hilarious dish towel
HXMLS
Do One Thing Every Day That Scares Your Family Dish Towel
8
this unexpected key chain
MIMEIMIAI
Chicken Nugget Keychain
9
this truthful mug
Loftipop
I Hate People Retro Coffee Mug
10
these adorbs socks
Rainbow Socks
Sushi Socks Box
11
these personalized socks
InterestPrint
Custom Face Socks
12
this coffee table book
This Book Is Literally Just Pictures of Animals Silently Judging You
13
this witty candle
Wax & Wit
Don’t Do Meth in Our Bathroom Candle
14
this gigantic fluffy sweatshirt
Catalonia
Oversized Wearable Blanket Hoodie
15
this old-school phone case
UnnFiko
Retro iPhone Cover
16
this raunchy cookbook
Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook
17
this motion activated toilet light
ToiLight
Motion Sensor LED Toilet Night Light
18
this light-up sweater
Tipsy Elves
Too Lit to Quit Ugly Christmas Sweater
19
this windproof umbrella
Maad
Raining Men Clear Bubble Dome Umbrella
20
these cartoon face masks
masque BAR
Pretty Animalz Character Sheet Masks
21
this headlight hat
Headlightz
LED Beanie
22
these dual-purpose slippers
Selric
Bunny Mop Slippers
23
this nifty wine holder
SipCaddy
Portable Suction Cupholder
24
this bad bitch tote bag
ENJOININ
Fuel Bottle Handbag
25
these beauty sponges
Beauty Bakerie
Blending Eggs
26
this wine lover’s tote
PortoVino
Wine Purse
27
this essential party tee
shaniaisha
Divorce Party T-Shirt
28
this bluetooth banana
Banana Phone
Banana Phone Bluetooth Handset
29
this wearable mermaid tail
Catalonia
Mermaid Tail Sherpa Blanket
30
this necessary wine goblet
BigMouth Inc
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
31
this cozy beer holder
Suzy Kuzy Beer Mitt
Knit Beer Mitt
32
this hilarious game
Black Card Revoked
Black Card Revoked
33
this crass organizer
Phil D. Organizers
Sh*t I Can’t Remember Notebook
34
this not-so-sexy nightshirt
Floerns
Lingerie Nightgown
35
this kitty-inspired tarot deck
Chronicle Books
Cat Tarot: 78 Cards and Guidebook
Hanna Flanagan Hanna Flanagan is an associate shopping editor at Cosmopolitan, sharing her recommendations for everything from denim and eye creams to coffee mugs and silk sheets.
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